You think planning your future is hard? Try planning a College Party.

Plot Outline
The High-Schooler’s Guide to College Parties centers on a high-school senior named Shaquille (a small white kid with a big name).

Shaq is tired of being lumped into the category of the geeks, misfits, and outcasts. It’s time to make a change, and he thinks that getting into the right college with the right people is the answer.

He thinks that his cousin Brett is his best chance at getting into the school and social circle of his dreams– Brett is on the scholarship committee for the private university he attends and is highly connected to a sponsoring alumnus. Unfortunately for Shaq, Brett is a jerk—and they have never gotten along.

Shaq thinks he can get on Brett’s good side by throwing a kickass college party. Sounds easy enough, right? Riiiiiight.